define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":1025,"date":"2008-02-20T20:54:45","date_gmt":"2008-02-20T09:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=1025"},"modified":"2008-02-20T20:55:54","modified_gmt":"2008-02-20T09:55:54","slug":"doing-my-part-to-annoy-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/1025\/","title":{"rendered":"doing my part to annoy you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/traceytakesphotos\/110035743\/\" title=\"oh ma lord by traceytakesphotos, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/54\/110035743_d6b054bfd4_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"149\" alt=\"oh ma lord\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kittyhell.com\/2008\/02\/20\/hello-kitty-vw-bug\/\">http:\/\/www.kittyhell.com\/2008\/02\/20\/hello-kitty-vw-bug\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\nSent in by tracey who deserves to have to drive around in something like this for the rest of her life for thinking for a single moment that it would be a good idea to send this photo to me\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>lol. you&#8217;re welcome, and *beep beep* <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.kittyhell.com\/2008\/02\/20\/hello-kitty-vw-bug\/ Sent in by tracey who deserves to have to drive around in something like this for the rest of her life for thinking for a single moment that it would be a good idea to send this photo to me\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 lol. you&#8217;re welcome, and *beep beep*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}