define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":1027,"date":"2008-02-25T09:56:19","date_gmt":"2008-02-24T22:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=1027"},"modified":"2008-02-25T09:57:03","modified_gmt":"2008-02-24T22:57:03","slug":"chop-chop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/1027\/","title":{"rendered":"chop! chop!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/traceytakesphotos\/2288813811\/\" title=\"Untitled by traceytakesphotos, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2389\/2288813811_397e612d87_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" alt=\"\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a>so after a couple of weeks of finding piles of my hair in the strangest places (the freezer, for example) and seeing myself get balder everyday, i took my butt to the hairdresser and got a hair cut!<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s a nice change, going shorter. it&#8217;s definately alot lighter, which should help the amount that falls out. i&#8217;m not totally worried about it, it&#8217;s just a normal part of having a baby (your hormones go up and down, your hair gets thicker\/nicer and then it gets thinner&#8230;.) <\/p>\n<p>if i get any balder though, you won&#8217;t see any photos of me for a long while and i&#8217;ll begin the biggest collection of hats &#038; beanies this side of the universe. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so after a couple of weeks of finding piles of my hair in the strangest places (the freezer, for example) and seeing myself get balder everyday, i took my butt to the hairdresser and got a hair cut! it&#8217;s a nice change, going shorter. it&#8217;s definately alot lighter, which should help the amount that falls [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything","category-pregnancy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}