your fat arse doesn’t fit into fat arse jeans? <\/p>\n
not that i think i’m fat, i just don’t fit. into. anything.
\nnot even size 12’s (when i was a size 8 before). <\/p>\n
ugh. i don’t know whether i’m strong enough to try on the 14’s. i don’t want to know <\/em>that they fit. size 14 isn’t even THAT big, but it is big based on what i used to wear 12 months ago. <\/p>\n shrink hips, shrink!! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" your fat arse doesn’t fit into fat arse jeans? not that i think i’m fat, i just don’t fit. into. anything. not even size 12’s (when i was a size 8 before). ugh. i don’t know whether i’m strong enough to try on the 14’s. i don’t want to know that they fit. size 14 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1029"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1029\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}