define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":1072,"date":"2008-06-24T12:17:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T02:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=1072"},"modified":"2008-06-24T12:18:12","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T02:18:12","slug":"scary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/1072\/","title":{"rendered":"scary!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><object width=\"400\" height=\"300\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1217799&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1217799&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vimeo.com\/1217799?pg=embed&#038;sec=1217799\">he&#8217;s found his legs &#8230;<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vimeo.com\/thehoyngs?pg=embed&#038;sec=1217799\">Jasper<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com?pg=embed&#038;sec=1217799\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/div>\n<p>i feel so bad for mischa!<br \/>\nbut it is kinda cute that Jasper is walking so fast in that thing, and can AIM. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>he&#8217;s found his legs &#8230; from Jasper on Vimeo. i feel so bad for mischa! but it is kinda cute that Jasper is walking so fast in that thing, and can AIM.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jasper"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}