define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":1091,"date":"2008-07-25T12:54:55","date_gmt":"2008-07-25T02:54:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=1091"},"modified":"2008-07-25T13:00:24","modified_gmt":"2008-07-25T03:00:24","slug":"shoes-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/1091\/","title":{"rendered":"shoes, on."},"content":{"rendered":"

for the past 2 years or so, i’ve worn nothing but my thongs. <\/p>\n

even in the winter, even in the rain, they were on my feet. i blame pregnancy \ud83d\ude1b my thongs were the only comfortable pair of shoes i had, so i wore them throughout the whole 9 months. but then i gave birth to Jasper, and the thongs stayed on because it was summer and it was hot. <\/p>\n

but what happened when it got colder? why didn’t i take them off? who knows …<\/p>\n

enough was enough last night when i had to venture out into the cold and rain. i’ve got a cough and i know i have to stay warm, so i pulled out my chucks and laced them up. <\/p>\n

$\"shoes$ <\/a><\/p>\n

like a baby learning to walk, it was awkward, lol. i’ll keep at it – life’s too short to be wearing just thongs year round \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n

if you see me and i’m wearing SHOES, pat me on the back or hand me a cookie (i prefer cookies) because i’m most likely dying inside, wanting to throw them across the room and put on my thongs. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"