define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":1132,"date":"2008-10-30T12:18:48","date_gmt":"2008-10-30T02:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=1132"},"modified":"2008-10-30T12:19:33","modified_gmt":"2008-10-30T02:19:33","slug":"a-new-creepy-knome-sighting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/1132\/","title":{"rendered":"a new creepy gnome sighting!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/weird\/article1817406.ece\">http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/weird\/article1817406.ece<\/a><\/p>\n<p>the little fella is back! (just in time for halloween.. hmm)<br \/>\ni would totally run up to it \ud83d\ude00 Regan would probably try and catch it .. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/weird\/article1817406.ece the little fella is back! (just in time for halloween.. hmm) i would totally run up to it \ud83d\ude00 Regan would probably try and catch it ..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}