define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":1341,"date":"2009-04-23T16:48:44","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T05:48:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=1341"},"modified":"2009-04-23T16:55:28","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T05:55:28","slug":"enormous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/1341\/","title":{"rendered":"enormous?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/enormous.jpg\" alt=\"enormous\" title=\"enormous\" width=\"500\" height=\"158\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1342\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/enormous.jpg 500w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/enormous-300x94.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>so news.com.au was reporting that Nicole Richie (who is no more than 5 months pregnant?) was looking &#8216;enormous&#8217;. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/entertainment\/gallery\/0,23607,5037309-5012890-11,00.html\">see pic here<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>niiice. she&#8217;s hardly enormous, for one. and i know it&#8217;s &#8220;the news&#8221;\/gossip but surely there are nicer ways to say that someone seems to be showing early? it&#8217;s her second baby in as many years, i know i popped out earlier this time too but i was hardly enormous until maybe a week ago when i took up the whole aisle at woolworths when i stood sideways .. <\/p>\n<p>bah, i&#8217;m just too sensitive at the moment LOL<\/p>\n<p>just don&#8217;t go around telling people they&#8217;re enormous when they&#8217;re pregnant, ok? \ud83d\ude1b i think we all realise we&#8217;re bigger than we were last week, no need for the commentary on how we&#8217;re doing. we have eyes. just tell me i look great and give me that last slice of cake. there, wasn&#8217;t so hard was it? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so news.com.au was reporting that Nicole Richie (who is no more than 5 months pregnant?) was looking &#8216;enormous&#8217;. see pic here. niiice. she&#8217;s hardly enormous, for one. and i know it&#8217;s &#8220;the news&#8221;\/gossip but surely there are nicer ways to say that someone seems to be showing early? it&#8217;s her second baby in as many [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pregnancy-2","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1341"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1348,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1341\/revisions\/1348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}