
define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":1738,"date":"2009-11-18T13:35:33","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T03:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=1738"},"modified":"2009-11-18T13:48:49","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T03:48:49","slug":"the-definition-of-sleep-when-youre-a-parent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/1738\/","title":{"rendered":"the definition of &#8220;sleep&#8221; when you&#8217;re a parent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>when you&#8217;re blessed to be a parent, you&#8217;re often cursed with sleep deprivation. <\/p>\n<p>now, don&#8217;t get me wrong, being a parent to 2 little ones has made my life complete in so many ways. but i can&#8217;t deny how tired i am. &#8220;sleep&#8221; is one of those things that you often hear about, something you get a taste of it 20 minute patches here and there, and is at the top of your list when you finally get a minute to yourself (if you&#8217;re lucky to have that even). it&#8217;s just naturally one of those things you give up, happily but with an edge of &#8216;bah&#8217; when you realise, at 5am, you haven&#8217;t gone to sleep yet for that night. and then you have to work 10 hours. and then it starts all over again. <\/p>\n<p>my advice to all those suffering out there? stop counting how many hours you&#8217;ve lost, and think about the hours you&#8217;ve gained with your babies&#8230; it makes the day\/night\/day\/night blur easier \ud83d\ude42  <\/p>\n<p>Jasper may or may not outgrow his need to wake up 1-4 times a night and run down the hall screaming to find me.. Jovie will cut her teeth and may go through the same night wakings &#8230; but you know, this phase will pass and soon enough you will get your full nights sleep back. <\/p>\n<p>sweet dreams (or at least, sane nights!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>when you&#8217;re blessed to be a parent, you&#8217;re often cursed with sleep deprivation. now, don&#8217;t get me wrong, being a parent to 2 little ones has made my life complete in so many ways. but i can&#8217;t deny how tired i am. &#8220;sleep&#8221; is one of those things that you often hear about, something you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jasper","category-jovie","category-parenthood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1738"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1740,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1738\/revisions\/1740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}