define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":1761,"date":"2009-11-30T08:57:33","date_gmt":"2009-11-29T22:57:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=1761"},"modified":"2009-11-30T08:57:33","modified_gmt":"2009-11-29T22:57:33","slug":"sunday-afternoon-tele","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/1761\/","title":{"rendered":"sunday afternoon tele"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so lying around on a Sunday afternoon at home, i see this crazy ad for a crazy thing you&#8217;re supposed to wear while other human&#8217;s exist on earth ..<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bumpit.jpg\" alt=\"bumpit\" title=\"bumpit\" width=\"500\" height=\"370\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1762\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bumpit.jpg 500w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/bumpit-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>ok, some of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bumpits.com\">examples<\/a>, the girls look semi-normal but most of the photo examples &#8211; woah. maybe i&#8217;m just realllly not into big hair. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/shamwow.jpg\" alt=\"shamwow\" title=\"shamwow\" width=\"500\" height=\"395\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1763\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/shamwow.jpg 500w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/shamwow-300x237.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>this one &#8211; i&#8217;m a bit more suckered into &#8211; the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.shamwow.com.au\/\">Shamwow<\/a>.. probably because i know what it takes to clean up a mess and my gosh, absorbency would make my day alot faster.. i&#8217;m such a mum. and a neat freak. (not really). <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/abcirclepro.jpg\" alt=\"abcirclepro\" title=\"abcirclepro\" width=\"500\" height=\"362\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1764\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/abcirclepro.jpg 500w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/abcirclepro-300x217.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>last but not least, the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.abcirclepro.com\/\">Ab Circle Pro<\/a>.. again, i&#8217;m not sure that i want to pay someone to make me look silly&#8230; surely there has to be a better way to tighten my post-pregnancy abs? lol. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so lying around on a Sunday afternoon at home, i see this crazy ad for a crazy thing you&#8217;re supposed to wear while other human&#8217;s exist on earth .. ok, some of the examples, the girls look semi-normal but most of the photo examples &#8211; woah. maybe i&#8217;m just realllly not into big hair. this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thumbs-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1761"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1765,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761\/revisions\/1765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}