define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":1852,"date":"2010-01-07T08:13:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-06T22:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=1852"},"modified":"2010-01-07T08:13:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-06T22:13:00","slug":"my-first-official-fail-whale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/1852\/","title":{"rendered":"my first official fail whale!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/failwhale.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/failwhale.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"failwhale\" width=\"500\" height=\"379\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1853\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/failwhale.jpg 500w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/failwhale-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;ve only seen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whatisfailwhale.info\/\" style=\"text-decoration:underline\">fail whale<\/a> in articles about.. well, the fail whale &#8212; seems there&#8217;s high traffic on <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/\">twitter<\/a> this morning. <\/p>\n<p>i wonder what&#8217;s up? <\/p>\n<p>and more importantly\/insanely <strong><em>OMG I CAN&#8217;T TWEET. WHAT TO DO??<\/em><\/strong> lol. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;ve only seen fail whale in articles about.. well, the fail whale &#8212; seems there&#8217;s high traffic on twitter this morning. i wonder what&#8217;s up? and more importantly\/insanely OMG I CAN&#8217;T TWEET. WHAT TO DO?? lol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-design","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1852"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1852\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1854,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1852\/revisions\/1854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}