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i’ve started a new category for my blog – “a father’s wisdom”. my dad forwards me a tonne of junk emails every day and i sift through them when i can.. some are good (lovely poems about family and babies), some are bad (“THIS IS HOW YOU GET CANCER” ??), some give me a little chuckle (LOL cats, photos of babies with wigs, random weird facts) and i hope they do the same for you!<\/p>\n

i’m going to post EXACTLY what he’s emailed me – text, pictures.. MOVIES. i have a treasure trove of things to share with you .. starting with this one <\/p>\n

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Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?<\/em>
\nWife says: I clean the toilet…<\/em>
\nHusband says: How does that help?<\/em>
\nWife says: I use your toothbrush… <\/em><\/p>\n

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i’ve started a new category for my blog – “a father’s wisdom”. my dad forwards me a tonne of junk emails every day and i sift through them when i can.. some are good (lovely poems about family and babies), some are bad (“THIS IS HOW YOU GET CANCER” ??), some give me a little […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-fathers-wisdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2006"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2013,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2006\/revisions\/2013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}