
define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":2041,"date":"2010-02-12T21:20:49","date_gmt":"2010-02-12T11:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=2041"},"modified":"2010-02-12T21:20:49","modified_gmt":"2010-02-12T11:20:49","slug":"friday-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/2041\/","title":{"rendered":"friday funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>another email from my dad, and i snorted at this one, lol.<\/p>\n<p><em>Beware when this happen to you<\/p>\n<p>A man feared his wife wasn&#8217;t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.<\/p>\n<p>The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what you do,&#8221; said the Doctor, &#8220;stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.  If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, &#8220;I&#8217;m about 40 feet away, let&#8217;s see what happens.&#8221; Then in a normal tone he asks, &#8216;Honey, what&#8217;s for dinner?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> No response.<\/p>\n<p> So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his Wife and repeats, &#8220;Honey, what&#8217;s for dinner?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Still no response..<\/p>\n<p> Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, &#8220;Honey, what&#8217;s for dinner?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Again he gets no response.<\/p>\n<p>So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. &#8220;Honey, what&#8217;s for dinner?&#8221; Again there is no response.<\/p>\n<p>So he walks right up behind her. &#8220;Honey, what&#8217;s for dinner?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> (I just love this)<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Robert, for the FIFTH  time, CHICKEN!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>another email from my dad, and i snorted at this one, lol. Beware when this happen to you A man feared his wife wasn&#8217;t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-fathers-wisdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2041"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2042,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2041\/revisions\/2042"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}