define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":2136,"date":"2010-03-10T20:44:26","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T10:44:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=2136"},"modified":"2010-03-10T20:45:10","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T10:45:10","slug":"good-news-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/2136\/","title":{"rendered":"good news day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/miraclebabyelephant.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"miraclebabyelephant\" width=\"450\" height=\"252\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2137\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/miraclebabyelephant.jpg 450w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/miraclebabyelephant-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;d rather read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/national\/taronga-zoos-baby-elephant-is-alive-despite-expert-predictions\/story-e6frfkvr-1225839022778\" style=\"text-decoration:underline\">this miracle story<\/a> over and over again than listen to one more snippet of that bingle saga&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>(if you don&#8217;t know what i&#8217;m talking about, you&#8217;re lucky!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i&#8217;d rather read this miracle story over and over again than listen to one more snippet of that bingle saga&#8230; (if you don&#8217;t know what i&#8217;m talking about, you&#8217;re lucky!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-song-for-your-monday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2136"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2139,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2136\/revisions\/2139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}