define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":2317,"date":"2010-05-02T21:13:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T11:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=2317"},"modified":"2010-05-02T21:13:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-02T11:13:00","slug":"birthday-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/2317\/","title":{"rendered":"birthday fun!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/020510_jasper_mummy.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"020510_jasper_mummy\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2318\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/020510_jasper_mummy.jpg 400w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/020510_jasper_mummy-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>say ahhhh!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/020510_jasper_mummy_jovie-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"020510_jasper_mummy_jovie\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2319\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/020510_jasper_mummy_jovie-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/020510_jasper_mummy_jovie.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n(i didn&#8217;t realise J&#038;J would be in the photo too, otherwise i would of smooshed them in for a cuddle, lol). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>say ahhhh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2317"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2320,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2317\/revisions\/2320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}