define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":2602,"date":"2010-07-16T21:24:25","date_gmt":"2010-07-16T11:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=2602"},"modified":"2010-07-16T21:24:25","modified_gmt":"2010-07-16T11:24:25","slug":"on-the-webcam-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/2602\/","title":{"rendered":"on the webcam this morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Picture-17.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Picture 17\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2603\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Picture-17.jpg 320w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/Picture-17-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>i start work at 8am, but the kids aren&#8217;t picked up to go to grandma&#8217;s until about 9am <\/p>\n<p>this morning, both bubba&#8217;s wanted up on mummy&#8217;s lap&#8230; how could i say no? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i start work at 8am, but the kids aren&#8217;t picked up to go to grandma&#8217;s until about 9am this morning, both bubba&#8217;s wanted up on mummy&#8217;s lap&#8230; how could i say no?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jasper","category-jovie","category-on-being-a-working-mum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2602"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2604,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2602\/revisions\/2604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}