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so its my mum’s birthday today (happpy birttthdaayyyyy mummmmm) and i wanted to get her tickets to john edward’s show for next january.. (she’s a HUGE fan, watches it just as much as i watch the simpsons) and guess what? phone lines are busy, website is unavailable and the line at the box office is 300 people deep. i’ve never seen lines that long for ANYTHING. i got ticket number 13 for john mayer! i’m gonna get ticket number 8009090888 for john edward. so mum’s said it’s OK and she won’t go .. but dammit i’ll still try. <\/p>\n

just in case… what should i get her now??? her birthday is TODAYYYY. i don’t have a present for her \ud83d\ude41 we’re going out for yum cha tommorrow, i can stall til then muahahahaa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

so its my mum’s birthday today (happpy birttthdaayyyyy mummmmm) and i wanted to get her tickets to john edward’s show for next january.. (she’s a HUGE fan, watches it just as much as i watch the simpsons) and guess what? phone lines are busy, website is unavailable and the line at the box office is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}