define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":2868,"date":"2010-10-08T22:40:39","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T12:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=2868"},"modified":"2010-10-08T22:40:39","modified_gmt":"2010-10-08T12:40:39","slug":"earlier-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/2868\/","title":{"rendered":"earlier today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/081010.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"081010\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2869\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/081010.jpg 480w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/081010-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/081010-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;. a brother and sister shared an ipod. <\/p>\n<p>and yes, either this is extraordinarily bad parenting, or extraordinarily cute. <\/p>\n<p>maybe a bit of both. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;. a brother and sister shared an ipod. and yes, either this is extraordinarily bad parenting, or extraordinarily cute. maybe a bit of both.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jasper","category-jovie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2868"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2870,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868\/revisions\/2870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}