define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":2963,"date":"2010-11-05T07:19:40","date_gmt":"2010-11-04T21:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=2963"},"modified":"2010-11-05T07:19:40","modified_gmt":"2010-11-04T21:19:40","slug":"it-arrived","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/2963\/","title":{"rendered":"it arrived!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/neopad.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"neopad\" width=\"460\" height=\"460\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2964\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/neopad.jpg 460w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/neopad-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/neopad-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>my new toy &#8211; an android tablet called &#8216;neopad&#8217; &#8211; arrived a few minutes ago<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s sort of like another nail in my &#8216;going nowhere&#8217; coffin, i suspect i&#8217;ll be planted on the couch with this thing later tonight&#8230;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my new toy &#8211; an android tablet called &#8216;neopad&#8217; &#8211; arrived a few minutes ago it&#8217;s sort of like another nail in my &#8216;going nowhere&#8217; coffin, i suspect i&#8217;ll be planted on the couch with this thing later tonight&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thumbs-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2963"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2965,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963\/revisions\/2965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}