
define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":2974,"date":"2010-11-09T13:17:35","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T03:17:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=2974"},"modified":"2010-11-09T13:17:35","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T03:17:35","slug":"my-own-private-scary-movie-sort-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/2974\/","title":{"rendered":"my own private scary movie, sort of."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>last night, a storm rolled over Sydney. <\/p>\n<p>rain heavy as ever, and so much lightning i thought the paparazzi were outside (they reported thousands of strikes!). the wind was whipping up&#8230; well, a storm. <\/p>\n<p>Jovie and I are laying on the couch in the dark, winding down for the night when the front door blows wide open. instinctively, we both look up and the look in Jovie&#8217;s eyes are straight out of a scary movie &#8211; she&#8217;s too young to understand and for a moment, i forget all logic but then realise it&#8217;s just the wind blowing open our faulty front door. <\/p>\n<p>i get up, close the door and move the side table infront of it. there, that&#8217;ll do. <\/p>\n<p>wrong!<\/p>\n<p>a few minutes later the same thing, the door blows open &#8211; side table is pushed aside, scratching the floor as it goes &#8211; and Jovie gets up to have a look.<em> that&#8217;s some pretty powerful wind! <\/em>  this time i put a heavy box of soda on top of the side table, and then settle back with Jovie thinking all is fine. <\/p>\n<p>wrong again! <\/p>\n<p>the wind, like some kind of poltergeist blows up the door, pushes the side table away which knocks over the soda. <\/p>\n<p>thankfully, that was it for the wind games last night, but i can&#8217;t help but think it&#8217;s someone&#8217;s way of playing silly buggers with us last night. or another sign that we have to fix our front door. maybe both, lol. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>last night, a storm rolled over Sydney. rain heavy as ever, and so much lightning i thought the paparazzi were outside (they reported thousands of strikes!). the wind was whipping up&#8230; well, a storm. Jovie and I are laying on the couch in the dark, winding down for the night when the front door blows [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything","category-jovie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2974"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2975,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2974\/revisions\/2975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}