define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":3057,"date":"2010-12-06T20:59:58","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T10:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=3057"},"modified":"2010-12-06T20:59:58","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T10:59:58","slug":"shoot-me-if-it-ever-gets-to-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/3057\/","title":{"rendered":"shoot me if it ever gets to this.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>TWO women were facing charges after allegedly using their body fat to conceal $2600 worth of stolen store merchandise.<br \/>\n<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/weird-true-freaky\/oklahoma-women-arrested-for-hiding-stolen-goods-in-rolls-of-body-fat\/story-e6frflri-1225964247840\" target=\"_blank\">source<\/a><\/p>\n<p>1. i&#8217;m desperate enough to start shoplifting.<\/p>\n<p>2. i&#8217;m big enough to conceal stuff in my <strong>body fat<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TWO women were facing charges after allegedly using their body fat to conceal $2600 worth of stolen store merchandise. source 1. i&#8217;m desperate enough to start shoplifting. 2. i&#8217;m big enough to conceal stuff in my body fat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3057"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3059,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions\/3059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}