define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":3147,"date":"2011-02-01T22:45:13","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T12:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=3147"},"modified":"2011-02-01T22:45:13","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T12:45:13","slug":"stuff-my-dad-sends-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/3147\/","title":{"rendered":"stuff my dad sends me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>yes, before that show and before i knew about the blog, i started to post emails my dad has sent me. since he discovered the internet, he&#8217;s become the world leader in sharing spam emails. <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/dadpic.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"dadpic\" width=\"357\" height=\"241\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3148\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/dadpic.jpg 357w, http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/dadpic-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 357px) 100vw, 357px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>i like this one because Jasper would totally do that to Jovie, AND Jovie would totally do that to Jasper! kids are awesome. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>yes, before that show and before i knew about the blog, i started to post emails my dad has sent me. since he discovered the internet, he&#8217;s become the world leader in sharing spam emails. i like this one because Jasper would totally do that to Jovie, AND Jovie would totally do that to Jasper! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-fathers-wisdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3147"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3147\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3149,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3147\/revisions\/3149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}