define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":332,"date":"2003-01-08T08:31:09","date_gmt":"2003-01-07T21:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=332"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T13:00:00","slug":"i-told-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/332\/","title":{"rendered":"i told you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.flozach.com\/modules\/gallery\/albums\/tar\/celebrate.thumb.jpg\" align=\"left\"><i>seeee<\/i> i was right! flo and zach won! evil always wins.. well i guess they weren&#8217;t entirely evil, zach was worthy of the prize for putting up with flo for that long, but i&#8217;m happy for them both because it is a tough game and i wouldn&#8217;t of lasted that long. a million bucks prize money seems a little over the top, but that&#8217;s america for ya! i think australian big brother prize money was only a quarter of it <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kineticeffect.net\/images\/smiles\/icon_razz2.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>anyway, i had the weirdest dream last night that i was really sick and had all these tests done to me.. one of those tubes down my throat and everything. it was not fun. i remember wanting to post about it here actually, strange!<\/p>\n<p>gotta start work now, it&#8217;s wednesday and it&#8217;s meant to be 36 degrees! <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kineticeffect.net\/images\/smiles\/icon_shocked.gif\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>seeee i was right! flo and zach won! evil always wins.. well i guess they weren&#8217;t entirely evil, zach was worthy of the prize for putting up with flo for that long, but i&#8217;m happy for them both because it is a tough game and i wouldn&#8217;t of lasted that long. a million bucks prize [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}