define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":356,"date":"2003-01-30T22:53:07","date_gmt":"2003-01-30T11:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=356"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T13:00:00","slug":"too-darn-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/356\/","title":{"rendered":"too darn hot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s still amazingly hot here tonight, though it reminds me to be grateful that i&#8217;m not near the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailytelegraph.news.com.au\/sectionindex1\/0,5934,bushfires^^TEXT,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">fires<\/a> this time. i will say however, that it sucks to fall asleep on a leather couch when it&#8217;s this hot and the air conditioning isn&#8217;t working, haha. sticky sticky sticky<br \/>\nthe bruise i got from bumping into a steel chair last night is coming up nice and deep aswell. (i swear that chair jumped out and bit me). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s still amazingly hot here tonight, though it reminds me to be grateful that i&#8217;m not near the fires this time. i will say however, that it sucks to fall asleep on a leather couch when it&#8217;s this hot and the air conditioning isn&#8217;t working, haha. sticky sticky sticky the bruise i got from bumping [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}