define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":370,"date":"2003-02-24T23:51:57","date_gmt":"2003-02-24T12:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=370"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T13:00:00","slug":"thank-god-for-norah-jones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/370\/","title":{"rendered":"thank god for norah jones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>.. while i don&#8217;t know how highly regarded all these music award shows are nowadays, i&#8217;m glad that norah got her grammy&#8217;s (and john mayer too!) &#8230; it&#8217;s still going at the moment, but if that avril girl gets anything i&#8217;ll throw up. did anyone else think she was on drugs when she was &#8216;singing&#8217;?<\/p>\n<p>later on..<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/us.news2.yimg.com\/us.yimg.com\/p\/ap\/20030224\/lthumb.1046062896.grammys_msg162.jpg\"><\/div>\n<p>\ngo Norah go!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>(putting the rest of the post in the &#8216;more&#8217; section because that pic of avrilwas annoying me, haha)<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/news\/photos\/g\/grammy\/2003\/red_carpet\/images\/flip24.jpg\"><\/div>\n<p>\nmmhmm. *hears my sister drown in her own pool of drool*<\/p>\n<p>and for the closer.. are you kidding me, avril lavigne? <\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/us.news1.yimg.com\/us.yimg.com\/p\/rids\/20030224\/i\/1046053042.3825270861.jpg\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>.. while i don&#8217;t know how highly regarded all these music award shows are nowadays, i&#8217;m glad that norah got her grammy&#8217;s (and john mayer too!) &#8230; it&#8217;s still going at the moment, but if that avril girl gets anything i&#8217;ll throw up. did anyone else think she was on drugs when she was &#8216;singing&#8217;? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}