
define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":516,"date":"2003-12-04T20:12:12","date_gmt":"2003-12-04T09:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=516"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T13:00:00","slug":"being-a-woman-sucks-sometimes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/516\/","title":{"rendered":"being a woman sucks (sometimes)."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i totally forgot to do anything &#8216;girly&#8217; for the wedding in the past month or so, so i made a booking to have a facial and maybe get some advice on how to rid myself of my horrible horrible elephant man scars .. ok, not elephant man but the scars on my face haven&#8217;t cleared up after a few years of home treatments so i wanted some advice and new products to try <\/p>\n<p>so i rock up at 5.15 for my facial and <i>two<\/i> hours later, i&#8217;m out, i&#8217;m dazed and $220 out of pocket. what the heck happened in there?? haha. it&#8217;s okay though cause i guess it all reasons out &#8211; 1.5 hours of massage and pampering plus i came away with products and free stuff.. could of been worse but wow we can spend money without knowing it (thank god i&#8217;ve been working overtime)<\/p>\n<p>tommorrow is my final dress fitting! i can&#8217;t wait to put it on again cause i tend to forget what it looks like (my last fitting was about 4 months ago i think) &#8211; i&#8217;m making sure to take a polaroid of how i look though (no, i ain&#8217;t posting it!!!!), i have a hair appointment afterwards and <i>still<\/i> haven&#8217;t chosen how i&#8217;m going to wear my hair.. grr. <\/p>\n<p>anyway, there are few things left to do for the wedding.. design and print placecards, find jewellery (earrings or necklace? let me know if you find clip on earrings since i can&#8217;t pierce my ears), check up on the wedding rings (they&#8217;re late!!), decide on the readings, meet with our celebrant Ruth once more, buy a few little things for the table settings, check in with our photographer, organise a video for Regan&#8217;s mum and bro since they can&#8217;t make it, get my sisters shoes &#8230; i&#8217;m getting HYPER excited these days!!<\/p>\n<p>btw, <font size=\"5\"><b>1 MONTH TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i totally forgot to do anything &#8216;girly&#8217; for the wedding in the past month or so, so i made a booking to have a facial and maybe get some advice on how to rid myself of my horrible horrible elephant man scars .. ok, not elephant man but the scars on my face haven&#8217;t cleared [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}