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My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance<\/a>
\noh the joy i get when it comes on every week. sure it’s silly, but the looks on Randi’s face and the stuff Steve does keeps me entertained. i love his hyena laugh, i love his scary sister (“we’re all going to die”, “whales commit suicide all the time”). Regan and i keep saying that if she really wanted to win the money, she’d try a little more and have fun with Steve’s “habits”. We still have a few more weeks here (i think) so don’t spoil me – i haven’t even checked out the website i linked too, but i figure it’s going to be good. <\/p>\n

Average Joe<\/a>
\nanother one of my guilty pleasures, who doesn’t want to see ‘average guys’ going after a beauty queen? zac bothers me though, mostly because i find him replusive but hey it’s her choice and i’m watching it \ud83d\ude1b i think this is well and truly finished in the states? but we’ve got a couple of weeks i think. we’re up to the one where she dons the fat suit which i think is going to be really cool to see. she’s like ‘fat monica’ in friends, it looks fake but obviously people fall for it. i’m curious to see what the guys said behind her back .. hosted by kathy griffin<\/p>\n

The Simple Life<\/a>
\nokay.. i like the show and i probably like Paris Hilton about 5% more than i did last year but Nicole seems cool. i love the goofing off, and some of the stuff like ‘what’s a laundromat?’ seems mind boggling to me. i still can’t stomach Paris’ posing infront of the mirror in an unappropriate skirt\/dress\/top\/hat for something so mundane. <\/p>\n

Newlyweds<\/a>
\nagain, it’s a ‘dumb blonde tv’ magnet i guess. sometimes i don’t like the way that Jessica treats Nick, sometimes i don’t like the way that Nick treats Jessica. i don’t like any of their music but i still watch. i can’t help it! i guess it’s a newlywed thing \ud83d\ude1b slowly getting boring though, too short <\/p>\n

boring tv?
\nThe Hot House<\/a> australian tv snoozefest. i like it cause i love watching the building and design process, but the people there seem spoiled and kinda childish. what’s all this about “hating” pete? sheesh. <\/p>\n

My Restaurant Rules<\/a>, okay this is the real annoying one and another australian show – i don’t know what it is that makes me want to poke my eyes out. i love food, i love building but ugh. <\/p>\n

The Resort<\/a>, look another australia build & run reality tv show and yep, it’s another boring one. <\/p>\n

that’s it for me and my vicarious tv social life, yep i watch alot of it (i tend too when i’m working from home)! i’m feeling a little better, still a bit nauseous and my stomach does flips but i’m ok and i have my appetite back. oh and, <\/p>\n

NO, I’M NOT PREGNANT!<\/h3>\n

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My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance oh the joy i get when it comes on every week. sure it’s silly, but the looks on Randi’s face and the stuff Steve does keeps me entertained. i love his hyena laugh, i love his scary sister (“we’re all going to die”, “whales commit suicide all the time”). Regan […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}