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i’m not much for practical jokes, so you won’t find me trying to trick anyone today!<\/p>\n

i will say however *i’m actually 16 years old *i don’t live in sydney *i’m pregnant *it’s not Regan’s baby *i grew up as part of the circus *i’m a secret millionaire *i’ve sold my canon 10D *my name is not tracey, it’s stacey *i love hanson *i’ve been in prison *i don’t do any of my designs *i steal all my photographs<\/p>\n

muhahahaaaaa. all very not true above statements! i think the opposite-me would be really scary \ud83d\ude1b <\/p>\n

since it’s april 1st, there’s a few things to announce :<\/p>\n

q&a : the photographic interview<\/a> starts today! the 20 questions have been posted on the website. hopefully they’re not too boring – i didn’t want to make it too hard, but as always anyone participating can take it differently and photograph more creatively. <\/p>\n

a brand new calendar for april has been posted here! (should be to the left) fuzzy easter chicks! hope you enjoy!<\/p>\n

hopefully the weather will hold out over the weekend, long enough to go to the easter show<\/a>! i can’t wait to take Regan since it’ll be his first time. showbags full of candy, here we come!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

i’m not much for practical jokes, so you won’t find me trying to trick anyone today! i will say however *i’m actually 16 years old *i don’t live in sydney *i’m pregnant *it’s not Regan’s baby *i grew up as part of the circus *i’m a secret millionaire *i’ve sold my canon 10D *my name […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}