
define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":597,"date":"2004-08-12T20:16:03","date_gmt":"2004-08-12T09:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=597"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T13:00:00","slug":"second-degree-burns-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/597\/","title":{"rendered":"second degree burns suck.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>but at least the nicer sunsets are back<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/&#038;photos\/120804.jpg\"><\/div>\n<p>if i may swear a bit &#8211; <b>HOLY SHIT<\/b> i&#8217;m in pain. goddamn newly poured, hot water bottle had a tear in it, and being a target for accidents lately &#8211; it&#8217;s gone an emptied it&#8217;s contents all over my right hip (and the floor), leaving a red mark and a girl in tears. i don&#8217;t think i&#8217;ve ever been so quick to stand up and throw something off me. hopefully it won&#8217;t scar too badly (check back in a few months), but i feel a big ass blister coming on.. ahahrhahghaghah the painnn the pain of it allll. it&#8217;s like tiny needles being scraped across skin while someone&#8217;s giving you a chinese burn. i need some distraction from it, which is why i&#8217;m here being pyschotic about it. <\/p>\n<p>if anyone has any good hot water burn tips, let me know! i&#8217;m going to hate having a blister in that particular spot. i&#8217;ll have to wear elastic pants for weeks. ughghhg. <\/p>\n<p>good news? i forgotten about my swollen fingers (arthritis). <\/p>\n<p>i promise &#8211; next entry i won&#8217;t be as much of a cry baby. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>but at least the nicer sunsets are back if i may swear a bit &#8211; HOLY SHIT i&#8217;m in pain. goddamn newly poured, hot water bottle had a tear in it, and being a target for accidents lately &#8211; it&#8217;s gone an emptied it&#8217;s contents all over my right hip (and the floor), leaving a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}