
define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":679,"date":"2005-06-05T16:07:28","date_gmt":"2005-06-05T05:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=679"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T13:00:00","slug":"dog-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/679\/","title":{"rendered":"dog days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and i ain&#8217;t talking about mischa! (surprise surprise)<\/p>\n<p>you know that saying &#8216;you look as bad as you feel&#8217;? well come saturday morning, the start of my &#8216;dog days&#8217;. i call it that because after looking myself in the mirror, i&#8217;ve dubbed myself &#8216;that sad unloved ungroomed dog in the pet shop window that no one wants to buy because she smells and looks like a freaking mess&#8217;. <\/p>\n<p>Regan always says to me &#8216;you&#8217;re always sick&#8217; and it&#8217;s true &#8211; i usually feel like crapola. but if 2 (i usually only need 1\/2) panadienes wouldn&#8217;t stop the constant pounding headaches, a backbreaker of a backache (i actually started to look up chiropractors i thought i had some sort of back problem), a temperature of 39.9c, severe stomach pains &#8230; i thought at least a trip to the doctor would be OK. <\/p>\n<p>after the usual questions &#8211; are you pregnant? are you on the pill? how many times a day do you poop? &#8211; i had a test done this morning and get the results back on wednesday. inbetween then, i get to take time off work (which i rarely do), which means lots of couch &#038; tv time, aswell as naps with mischa. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and i ain&#8217;t talking about mischa! (surprise surprise) you know that saying &#8216;you look as bad as you feel&#8217;? well come saturday morning, the start of my &#8216;dog days&#8217;. i call it that because after looking myself in the mirror, i&#8217;ve dubbed myself &#8216;that sad unloved ungroomed dog in the pet shop window that no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}