define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":696,"date":"2005-07-25T12:17:29","date_gmt":"2005-07-25T01:17:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=696"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T13:00:00","slug":"note-to-self","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/696\/","title":{"rendered":"note to self"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/traceytakesphotos\/28123742\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos22.flickr.com\/28123742_c398d80944_t.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" alt=\"cupcake sunday!\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\"\/><\/a><b>do not eat white baked goods or any white flour goods when you know you can&#8217;t have them. <\/b> even if the <a href=\"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/shutterbug\/archives\/2005\/07\/green_cup_cake.html\">cupcakes<\/a> told you to eat them. <\/p>\n<p>the result? my throat feels like it&#8217;s closed up, i can&#8217;t swallow properly and i haven&#8217;t been able to shake the lightheaded headache i&#8217;ve had since yesterday evening. <\/p>\n<p>is it time for me to go see the doc (again) or will it wear off? <\/p>\n<p>(i&#8217;m such a &#8216;i&#8217;m sick\/i want to complain about this&#8217; whore!!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>do not eat white baked goods or any white flour goods when you know you can&#8217;t have them. even if the cupcakes told you to eat them. the result? my throat feels like it&#8217;s closed up, i can&#8217;t swallow properly and i haven&#8217;t been able to shake the lightheaded headache i&#8217;ve had since yesterday evening. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}