define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":848,"date":"2007-01-22T13:06:31","date_gmt":"2007-01-22T02:06:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=848"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T13:00:00","slug":"laptop-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/848\/","title":{"rendered":"laptop says"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/traceytakesphotos\/363966672\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/116\/363966672_20409ec19e_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"150\" alt=\"hot hot hot\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>it was HOT yesterday. <\/p>\n<p>p.s. look how clean my desktop is! hardly any icons, with a couple of widgets thrown in for fun. life should be that way.. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it was HOT yesterday. p.s. look how clean my desktop is! hardly any icons, with a couple of widgets thrown in for fun. life should be that way..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}