I’ve had a cold for about a week now, which is not so bad anymore (no headaches), but my voice sounds like it’s been through a blender. <\/p>\n
Everytime I answer the phones at work, I sound like one of those 1800 phone operators… which is a bit of a upgrade\/downgrade, cause I’m actually a 1300 phone operator. <\/p>\n
The only time it stops being slightly ‘sexy’ is when my voice cracks like a 14 year old boy going through puberty. Try saying ‘spank’ when you sound like your balls are in a vice. It just doesn’t work. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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