define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":898,"date":"2007-06-07T17:00:40","date_gmt":"2007-06-07T07:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=898"},"modified":"2007-06-07T17:00:58","modified_gmt":"2007-06-07T07:00:58","slug":"ambush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/898\/","title":{"rendered":"ambush"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>there&#8217;s a couple down the hall that have a newborn baby.. most times they come in and out of their apartment, i can hear a teeny tiny baby cry and all i want to do is to fling open my door and say <em>AWW LITTLE BABBBYYYYYY HOW CUTE!! I&#8217;M PREGNANT YOU KNOW LOOK! LOOOK!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>do you think they&#8217;ll get weirded out? lol <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there&#8217;s a couple down the hall that have a newborn baby.. most times they come in and out of their apartment, i can hear a teeny tiny baby cry and all i want to do is to fling open my door and say AWW LITTLE BABBBYYYYYY HOW CUTE!! I&#8217;M PREGNANT YOU KNOW LOOK! LOOOK!! do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}