define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":899,"date":"2007-06-08T10:26:32","date_gmt":"2007-06-08T00:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=899"},"modified":"2007-06-08T10:29:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-08T00:29:00","slug":"lil-mischa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/899\/","title":{"rendered":"lil Mischa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/traceytakesphotos\/59181209\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/24\/59181209_9cfae68621_t.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" alt=\"a mishy nose\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a>our dog Mischa has been living away from us for the past month, and i miss her alot! she&#8217;s been staying at my parents house and has been practically pampered since the minute she arrived (peanut butter and honey on toast for breakfast? i don&#8217;t even eat that!) <\/p>\n<p>my sister has taken on the role of &#8216;mum&#8217; since she&#8217;s been there, and is now teaching her to shake hands!! how cute. we almost had her doing it (she does extend out a paw, but not on command and at all times of the day) but i&#8217;ve been told to look forward to some hand shaking coolness when we see her next. <\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n<p><em>(she&#8217;s been living there because we were having inspections of our apartment and expected to be selling it already, but it&#8217;s been put on hold so she&#8217;s there until we move house)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>our dog Mischa has been living away from us for the past month, and i miss her alot! she&#8217;s been staying at my parents house and has been practically pampered since the minute she arrived (peanut butter and honey on toast for breakfast? i don&#8217;t even eat that!) my sister has taken on the role [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anything-everything"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/899\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}