define('DISABLE_WP_CRON', true);{"id":914,"date":"2007-06-29T20:34:25","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T10:34:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/?p=914"},"modified":"2007-06-29T20:35:35","modified_gmt":"2007-06-29T10:35:35","slug":"it-must-be-the-hormones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/914\/","title":{"rendered":"it must be the hormones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen those <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/story\/0,23599,21988724-2,00.html\">LOLcats<\/a> before &#8211; but for some reason tonight they&#8217;re <strong>HILARIOUS<\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>So hilarious, Regan had to hold the apple I was eating and go bring me tissues while I laughed hysterically with tears running down my face as I cried and giggled like a 3 year old..<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/common\/imagedata\/0,,5546680,00.jpg\" alt=\"example\" \/><br \/>\n<em>this one had me holding my belly because i thought my sides were splitting and i&#8217;d damage the baby <\/em><\/p>\n<p>HORMONES!! <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m fine now, of course, but I can&#8217;t promise you I won&#8217;t laugh at something like the banana&#8217;s at Coles or the socks on the floor &#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen those LOLcats before &#8211; but for some reason tonight they&#8217;re HILARIOUS. So hilarious, Regan had to hold the apple I was eating and go bring me tissues while I laughed hysterically with tears running down my face as I cried and giggled like a 3 year old.. this one had me holding my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pregnancy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sh1ft.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}