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shoot me if it ever gets to this..

TWO women were facing charges after allegedly using their body fat to conceal $2600 worth of stolen store merchandise.
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1. i’m desperate enough to start shoplifting.

2. i’m big enough to conceal stuff in my body fat.

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breaking bad, again

Regan and I are again slowly catching up with Breaking Bad Season 3 on DVD… so far, so good! We’re up to Episode 6 at the moment and these cousins are getting a bit annoying but they’

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2 tickets, 11.5 months on

last Christmas, my brother generously gave Regan and I 4x gold lounge movie tickets. we hardly get out, so gold lounge is our ticket of choice and this was an awesome present to get.

but i severely underestimated the ‘we hardly get out’ part, and 11.5 months later, we had the same 4 tickets stuck to our fridge waiting to be used!

there’s now less than 2 weeks until they expire and Regan and I are trying to get it together. i’ve given 2 tickets to my sister (and i think she’s already used them LOL), so we just need to organise a babysitter and GO ALREADY.

i’m happy to see anything at this point but Regan would like to see what’s playing. do you think they’ll let us into a regular movie even though we’ve got these more expensive tickets? that will open up our choices by alot!!

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