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iNo

yes the iphone came out yesterday, yes people are excited.
i’m not. who’s with me? lol

i’m sure it’s a nice phone and all, but i guess it’s not my thing.

i like my street directory on paper.
i like my music on cd.
i like my friend’s and family’s contacts in an address book.
i like my camera to be a camera.
i like my phone to be a phone.

i’m an old fuddy duddy at the ripe old age of 27.

late email

so i’m cleaning out my inbox, i had old unread email back from november last year. my dad is notorious for sending out forwards – some funny, some sad, some pretty cool…

here’s one that my dad sent on the day Jasper was born (so I was obviously too busy to read and reply, lol)

daddy, how was i born?
The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo . Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive . As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

‘You got Male!'”

cheesey, no? 😛

i wonder if he was saving that one up to send specifically on the day …

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one handed design

yep, that’s right! jasper’s been very clingy today, so it was either ‘not get the blog redesigned today’ or ‘tough it up and do everything one handed while holding onto J’ … and i did it!

there might be small bits to fix up but it’s looking alright, i think.
tip: you can open/close and move the sections to the right —->

jasper, by the way, has now fallen asleep – camped out on my arm for the evening, missing his last bottle & meal. poor little guy must of been exhausted