February
29
your fat arse doesn’t fit into fat arse jeans?
not that i think i’m fat, i just don’t fit. into. anything.
not even size 12’s (when i was a size 8 before).
ugh. i don’t know whether i’m strong enough to try on the 14’s. i don’t want to know that they fit. size 14 isn’t even THAT big, but it is big based on what i used to wear 12 months ago.
shrink hips, shrink!!