your fat arse doesn’t fit into fat arse jeans?
not that i think i’m fat, i just don’t fit. into. anything.
not even size 12’s (when i was a size 8 before).
ugh. i don’t know whether i’m strong enough to try on the 14’s. i don’t want to know that they fit. size 14 isn’t even THAT big, but it is big based on what i used to wear 12 months ago.
shrink hips, shrink!!
i’ve logged in and out of my blog about a million times, each time trying to think of something (ANYTHING) to blog about but it really is true – i’m boring as bat doo-dee. i’m trying to make an effort in speaking about things other than Jasper (because i tend to go on and on and on about my beautiful little boy) but there really isn’t much else 😛 let’s see
– i’m eating 40,000 nestle turtle’s because i just found out that they’re gluten free and i haven’t had chocolate in 2 months
– i’m loving so you think you can dance, australia
– i’m addicted to browsing ebay for high chairs, toys, clothes and the faint mention of anything else
– i’ve been trying and trying to redesign the girl loves to shop for about 2 weeks now. almost there. almost.
– i have to go back and get my pap smear done again because they didn’t do it properly the last time, recently. (too much information? lol)
– work is tough but the weekends make up for it
– our valentines day is postponed for a couple of weeks when things are cheaper and we both have the same day/night off
– my teeth and jaw have been bothering me alot more than usual lately but i don’t think there’s anything they can do short of breaking my jaw and resetting my whole mouth (i’m not kidding).
– my hair is falling out more than usual – we’re even finding it in J’s nappies! wt??
– singing Jasper to sleep makes my throat sore but i love it. (that’s 1 J-related thing, ok)
see, they’re the MOST exciting things that have happened lately 😛 i don’t really mind though – sure there’s less time for me lately, but i love the company i keep and wouldn’t take it back for anything!
i can’t stand the boy, but this is sort of hilarious 😛
http://www.slapcorey.com
if you don’t know what i’m talking about, you’re probably unaware of who this git is and are LUCKY to have escaped the insane amount of attention he’s getting for being a dote.