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call me, call me noww

Posted on May 25th, 2007 by Tracey

I’ve had a cold for about a week now, which is not so bad anymore (no headaches), but my voice sounds like it’s been through a blender.

Everytime I answer the phones at work, I sound like one of those 1800 phone operators… which is a bit of a upgrade/downgrade, cause I’m actually a 1300 phone operator.

The only time it stops being slightly ‘sexy’ is when my voice cracks like a 14 year old boy going through puberty. Try saying ‘spank’ when you sound like your balls are in a vice. It just doesn’t work.

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upgrade!

Posted on May 9th, 2007 by Tracey

it was getting scary there for a minute (or year), John Mayer.

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what’s creepy today

Posted on February 9th, 2007 by Tracey

being on the phone with a tech support guy
and hearing him breathe so loud that you’re sure you can hear the wind around his nose hairs

:plain:

1. no he didn’t have a cold
2. geez the reception on our phone must be GOOD